Saint Cuthbert, your teachings have always stated that we should listen to the wisdom of our elders. I decided to speak with the old man with his tea just on that notion and I could hardly believe my ears. I have never before heard such ramblings! He went on and on about how the back in his day he only had rocks to play with and that we should be grateful that dragons aren’t constantly attacking the city. he even said that he used to walk fifth-teen miles in the snow to get anywhere, THIS IS AN ISLAND! there is no snow! I will attempt to decipher any wisdom if any from the oracles words, in the mean time, hail Saint Cuthbert!
PS. how do you like the elves? more worshipers coming soon!